Saturday, May 01, 2004
Sergeant, arrest most of these vicars!
So who says there's no eloquence left in student politics? Spencer Keys, trying to convince me that a girl he knows is crazy: "[She's] the kind of girl you would expect to break into your house and pee on your chest because she thinks you're Napoleon and she wants to help you defeat the Mongol hordes."
Speaking of Spencer (and most emphatically *not* speaking of man breasts), I update the Everything you could ever want to know about Steve page whenever somebody sends me some stupid new internet quiz (for which, it goes without saying, I will invariably drop whatever I'm doing, especially if it's work, though it rarely is) without much fanfare, but the one I most recently received from Spencer is worthy of mention on the main page. I received the disappointingly dull result of "just boxers," but I have it on good authority that Kyle Kawanami was instructed to dress like Abraham Lincoln (though, obviously, without pants).
This morning at 2:23:52, I got my first hit from New Zealand after somebody linked to me through Blogger's home page. Can somebody explain to me how it's possible for somebody to have reached my blog this way? Better yet, can somebody explain to me why anybody in New Zealand would *want* to?
Last, a riddle (of my own devising): what do guys wake up with in Oslo?
(HINT: It helps if you're a Beatles fan.)
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So who says there's no eloquence left in student politics? Spencer Keys, trying to convince me that a girl he knows is crazy: "[She's] the kind of girl you would expect to break into your house and pee on your chest because she thinks you're Napoleon and she wants to help you defeat the Mongol hordes."
Speaking of Spencer (and most emphatically *not* speaking of man breasts), I update the Everything you could ever want to know about Steve page whenever somebody sends me some stupid new internet quiz (for which, it goes without saying, I will invariably drop whatever I'm doing, especially if it's work, though it rarely is) without much fanfare, but the one I most recently received from Spencer is worthy of mention on the main page. I received the disappointingly dull result of "just boxers," but I have it on good authority that Kyle Kawanami was instructed to dress like Abraham Lincoln (though, obviously, without pants).
This morning at 2:23:52, I got my first hit from New Zealand after somebody linked to me through Blogger's home page. Can somebody explain to me how it's possible for somebody to have reached my blog this way? Better yet, can somebody explain to me why anybody in New Zealand would *want* to?
Last, a riddle (of my own devising): what do guys wake up with in Oslo?
(HINT: It helps if you're a Beatles fan.)
