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Wednesday, July 14, 2004

Goat of the Month Club

So while cleaning (er, sort of) my room, I came across some documents from my second year in University. Among these was a sheet of paper containing business plan ideas I had jotted down for a Business 201 assignment. Among the better ones:

mail order Communists
luxury zinc
deep fried banking
spring loaded ear plugs
nuclear powered mustard
sheep club for men
online health club
Rent-a-Friend
Self-Actualize 'R Us

I can't believe those assholes haven't given me a degree yet.

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