Friday, December 09, 2005
"Steve, you cut your hair! And you got a rubber chicken!"
You know how sometimes in your life you'll get something and then realize retroactively what a huge void the lack of that thing had been in your life? Well, yesterday I acquired a rubber chicken, thanks to Pleasure Motors (of Sad Newspaper and Covered in Oil fame. Fame in some circles, anyway). And I love it. I've named it "Homosex U. L. Chicken", for reasons that likely make sense to an unhealthy majority of my readership.
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You know how sometimes in your life you'll get something and then realize retroactively what a huge void the lack of that thing had been in your life? Well, yesterday I acquired a rubber chicken, thanks to Pleasure Motors (of Sad Newspaper and Covered in Oil fame. Fame in some circles, anyway). And I love it. I've named it "Homosex U. L. Chicken", for reasons that likely make sense to an unhealthy majority of my readership.
